On Halloween my friend had an inflatable pumpkin costume and of course I was going to try it on and when I was wearing it trick or treaters came, so I answered the door to a bunch of kids with this one woman
AND SHE MADE ME HAVE A PICTURE WITH HER KIDS SHE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE COSTUME
And now some woman has a picture on her phone of me as a giant pumpkin with all of her children.
Despite reassurances that I wouldn’t be, I was by far the most dressed up person at work. It was made up for by the fact that I a) honestly didn’t care b) got showered with compliments my entire shift and c) caught more than few people walking by my desk whispering “Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.”submitted by